Funny Christmas Riddles and Jokes

The most widely celebrated event of the world is nothing else but Christmas. It's the festival of togetherness, the festival of homecoming, reuniting and rejoicing.



Like Christmas gifts and Christmas decorations, Christmas Jokes also add color this festive mood.

Christmas is time of celebration of joy. It's the time of sharing and caring. It's the time to spread laughter and getting together with friends and loves ones. This is the perfect time when you can shower your love on all through gifts, arrange from a grand dinner and prepare your favorite Christmas recipes.

A Christmas is also the time for wishes. You wish a lifetime of joy and merriness to all those, you care for. Buy or make your own Christmas cards and fill them with quotes and Christmas jokes. This is the best time when you can make people laugh and happy.

Popular Christmas Jokes

  1. What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

  2. Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop their needles!

  3. What's Christmas called in England? Yule Britannia!

  4. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it!

  5. Why is a burning candle like being thirsty? Because a little water ends both of them!

  6. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!

  7. What do you give a train driver for Christmas? Platform shoes!

  8. What did the big candle say to the little candle? I'm going out tonight!

  9. What's happens to you at Christmas? Yule be happy!

  10. How long does it take to burn a candle down? About a wick!

Christmas Greeting Jokes

  1. Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Mary
    Mary who?
    Mary Christmas!

  2. What did one Angel say to the other? Halo there!

  3. How to cats greet each other at Christmas? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

  4. What do elephants sing at Christmas? No-elephants, no elephants!

  5. What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards? Best vicious of the season

  6. What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross mouse cards!

  7. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? A merry Christmas to ewe

  8. What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards? ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)

Funny Christmas Jokes

  1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

  2. How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

  3. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter “D”!

  4. What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia!

  5. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail!

  6. Who delivers cat's Christmas presents? Santa Paws!

  7. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney? Because it soots him!

  8. Who delivers elephant's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus!

  9. How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down? Stacks!

  10. Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve? Because he's Sooty!


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Christmas Office Decoration

Christmas is the time to party and make endless fun and excitement. People in every sphere of life come forward to rejoice. This is the time when most of the offices host party for their employees.



Parties throw a golden opportunity to both employees and employers to mingle and make fun. It helps in building good rapport and understanding that goes a long way in establishing great relations. But, yes office parties require a lot of planning and decorations. If we talk about Christmas office decoration, there are lot of things that come into play.

  • Decide the venue.
  • Make a list of people who are expected to join the party.
  • Plan the budget in advance.
  • Finally, prepare a list of some must-haves of the party.
  • Remember, keep the things simple and great.

 

Top Christmas Office Decoration

 

After you have completed the planning, now it is time to go for some simple but great office decoration.

    • Lights: Well, when the question comes to Christmas decorations, lights have a major role to play. There are quite a good number of lights available today. You can go with soft and subtle lights as they throw a stunning effect to every party. Candles make a huge difference. For better options, you can also search some local stores.

 

    • Christmas Tree: Well, even a small Christmas tree can change the entire look of the party. Christmas party without the presence of Christmas tree misses the actual charm. So, if possible design a beautiful Christmas tree hanging attractive goodie bags, flowers, and colorful lights.

 

    • Balloons: Colorful balloons will lend a special effect to the party. You will find the balloons in many sizes. Include as much variety you can.

 

    • Christmas table: Well, Christmas table deserves a special mention. Include some exotic dishes in the menu. Chocolate pastries, apple pies, tarts, puddings, and brownies would surely apt for the day. Include both alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. At last, decorate the table with some fancy message boards, colorful candles, and flowers.

 

    • Christmas gifts: Christmas is the time when you need to show your happiness and excitement by exchanging gifts with each other. Small corporate gifts do make a huge difference. Pens, pen stands, and gift baskets match to the festivity. They will always remind the employees of this thrilling day. Keep them a surprise for the day. If you have included the families of the employees, you can even get some colorful candies for the children.

 

  • Christmas Music: Finally, do not forget to turn on some great numbers for the day. They will add a cheerful ambiance to the party. “Jingle Bell” and “We wish you a merry Christmas” are some of the songs that you can choose to play.

 

Choose A Theme

You can choose between color scheme and theme to make Christmas Office Decorations interesting and memorable.

You can stick to conventional red and green with typical Christmas tree decorated with fake gifts, stars, bells, ribbons and glass bells; fake gifts hanging from the ceiling; garlands of artificial flowers intertwined with Christmas lights dangling along the window frame and around the perimeter of the wall and may be a blown up Santa miniature in the lobby.

You can also choose winter theme for Christmas office decorations and create a fake fireplace by hanging one on one of the walls. You can take help of the employees to cut out snowflakes of paper and hang them from the ceiling. You may spray some fake snow on the windows and accentuate the feel by secretly turning down the thermostat during tea or hot chocolate time at office.

Alternatively, you can take inspiration from classy decorations using only pure whites and silvers or such colors. You could use white tulle for drapes and silver balls as ornaments to go with it. Using silver and white snowflakes may add aesthetics to the décor. Not to mention, this theme of decoration may not be easy to incorporate, especially if your office is a large space. So, if you are passionate about it and can afford as well, take professional help at such Christmas office decorations.

Keeping It Inexpensive Yet Interesting

To keep office decorations inexpensive and least painful, buy cheap tree decoration accessories and may be even ask your staff to contribute with their decorations they do not use anymore at home. Not to mention, you can save money by re-using the Christmas office decorations from last year. So, if you are decorating your office for the first time, better keep the decorations safely and securely for later use.

You can also increase the bonding with staff by organizing a potluck dinner. Ask everyone to contribute at decorating the tree together with invitation to the potluck dinner, and see the decorations and festivities take off in no time at all.

Creative Ideas To Make Christmas Office Decorations Special

While decorating Christmas tree, you can include items from different religions and countries to add a secular feel to the tree. You can decorate the tree more with snowmen and Santa Clauses, which are favorite with all across cultures and religions. You can also write names of each co-worker on inexpensive glass balls with glitter glue or pen and decorate the Christmas tree with them. These and such small but considerate acts can make the festival season special for everyone.

Lastly, do not forget to keep your stresses behind before going for Christmas office party.

To conclude, good Christmas office decorations make the atmosphere joyful and relaxing. All it takes is little planning and you are sure to win your employees’ hearts.

 

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Christmas Pictures

The Christmas is coming up. Thus, it is the celebration time. Christmas pictures are one of the most important parts of the Christmas decoration.



Find some wonderful pictures for this auspicious occasion at your local stores. Nevertheless you can also find them online. Here are some ideas about these pictures.

You can also make a card with some funny Christmas pictures. Get some funny pictures in your local store. It may be animals dressed with Christmas dresses or Santa in a funny clothe.

You can also snap some funny of yourself. Funny pictures can be set on the walls where the party sets in. It will make the ambience delightful.

You can make a wonderful greeting card with some traditional pictures for this occasion. Bring some blank cards from the market. You can take an image of Santa Clause, Christmas bell, star and arrange it on this.

Decorate it with some ribbons and stickers. Write a note of greeting inside the card. You can make several cards of various designs by applying your creativity.

 

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Christmas Poems

  • “Good news from heaven the angels bring,
    Glad tidings to the earth they sing:
    To us this day a child is given,
    To crown us with the joy of heaven.” –Martin Luther

 



  • “At Christmas I no more desire a rose,
    Than wish a snow in May’s new-fangled shows;
    But like of each thing that in season grows.”-William Shakespeare

 

  • “Heap on the wood!
    The wind is chill;
    But let it whistle as it will,
    We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.”-Sir Walter Scott

 

  • “Christmas hath a darkness;
    Brighter than the blazing noon;
    Christmas hath a chillness
    Warmer than the heat of June,
    Christmas hath a beauty
    Lovelier than the world can show:
    For Christmas bringeth Jesus,
    Brought for us so low.” –Christina Rosetti

 

  • “When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow,
    We hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago,
    And etched on vacant places
    Are half-forgotten faces
    Of friends we used to cherish,
    And loves we used to know.” –Ella Wheeler Wilcox

 

 

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  • “From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another
    The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.” –Emily Matthews

 

  • “Love came down at Christmas;
    Love all lovely, love divine;
    Love was born at Christmas,
    Stars and angels gave the sign.”-Christina Rossetti

 

  • “Good news from heaven the angels bring,
    Glad tidings to the earth they sing:
    To us this day a child is given,
    To crown us with the joy of heaven.” –Martin Luther

 

  • “A Christmas gambol oft could cheer
    The poor man’s heart through half the year.” –Sir Walter Scott

Some notable poets who have written poems on Christmas are S T Coleridge, Walter Scott, Lord Tennyson, John Donne, Thomas Hardy, Robert Burns, William Wordsworth, and Walter De la Mare. And some of the great Christmas poems by some classic poets are:

Marmion (Sir Walter Scott)
The Three Kings (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
Mistletoe (William Wordsworth)
Christmas Cheer (Thomas Tusser)

Good husband and housewife, now chiefly be glad,
Things handsome to have, as they ought to be had.
They both do provide, against Christmas do come,
To welcome their neighbors, good cheer to have some.

Good bread and good drink, a good fire in the hall,
Brawn, pudding, and souse, and good mustard withal.
Beef, mutton, and pork, and good pies of the best,
Pig, veal, goose, and capon, and turkey well drest,
Cheese, apples and nuts, and good carols to hear,
As then in the country is counted good cheer.

What cost to good husband, is any of this?
Good household provision only it is:
Of other the like, I do leave out a many,
That costeth the husband never a penny.

Christ’s Nativity (Henry Vaughan)

Apart from the aforementioned works, the most famous Christmas poem is Twas the Night Before Christmas by Clement Clarke Moore. G K Chesterton had written many verses on Christmas like A Christmas carol.

Make your and other’s Christmas celebration a memorable one, by exchanging some of the best Christmas poems along with the Christmas gifts this year.

Christmas Greeting Cards for Bosses

With Christmas round the corner you must be very busy preparing for the festive season but among the few things that require attention at the very beginning are the proper selection of the greeting cards and their prompt delivery.



They signal the inception of the Christmas festivities and set the perfect mood for the holiday season.

As far as relatives and near and dear ones are concerned, its easier to think of innovative themes for their cards as we are to a certain extent conversant with their tastes and preferences but as regards colleagues and more so, bosses it becomes a dicey affair to indulge in too much of an experimentation as in most cases than not, we remain unaware of their likes and dislikes due to our minimal interaction with them.

Thus Christmas Greeting Cards for Bosses are quite difficult to choose, as we are mostly unaware of their temperaments.

Nevertheless it’s always better to take the safer side and opt for a formal Christmas greeting cards as far as bosses are concerned. Intricate designs and patterns of traditional Christmas symbols and totems are the most popular and mostly resorted to but if your creative instincts are too much for you to keep in check, think of some sober and sophisticated pattern with minimal adornment.

To lend a special touch to your Christmas greeting card for your boss, use a leather folder or a clear plastic flap instead of a conventional envelope for enclosing the card. If this proves to be too expensive for you, settle for a neat envelope with slight descent trimmings along the borders to give it a festive touch.

 

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Christmas Greeting Cards for Colleagues

Christmas is the time to forgive and forget and wish everyone a prosperous year ahead. So if you are working in an office where you spend the majority of your time in a day, your colleagues must have become like an extended family coming to your aid when you need them.



Thus they rightfully deserve Christmas greeting cards for Colleagues during the holiday season.

As far as colleagues are concerned, choosing Christmas Greeting cards for them would seem relatively easier to choosing ones for bosses and the level of formality would tend to vary depending on the type of relationship you share with each of them. In an office, some colleagues are close while you tend to develop a formal outlook towards others. This distinction should be reflected in your cards as well cause its better to keep it simple and formal with those you would like to be formal with.

If you have planned to distribute cards to a whole lot of people in office, it might just get a little difficult if you try to hand craft all of them. Paucity of time would mar your endeavor and creativity. But if you are hell bent on giving vent to your creative instincts and if you are expecting appreciation from colleagues for your work of art, plan out the procedure accordingly. Handcraft a few cards that you would like to gift to your close colleagues while custom design the rest that are meant for others by ordering for them online. If the shipping and billing details are giving you an inkling that it would turn out to be an expensive deal, sift through a few card shops and pick the appropriate ones that suit your taste and purse.

 

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Christmas Greeting Cards

Christmas greeting cards are an integral part of the Christmas festivities because they are the means through which we share our heart felt feelings and convey our festive wishes to our dear ones.



The greeting cards are some of our prized possessions because they bear the sweet thoughts of our friends and relations who may not be in touch with us any more.

We religiously follow the custom of sending the greeting cards to our dear ones to make them feel special in the holy season and let them know that we really care for them.

They are the means through which we can even feel closer to those who may be far away from us during this time.You can choose form the wide collection of Christmas cards, which will be suitable for specific relations.

Your Christmas greeting card for friend may not be of the same kind that you may like to send to your family and there is a specific kind of greeting cards that are more suitable for the corporate world.

On this site you will have detailed information on the different kinds and categories of greeting cards. So celebrate this festive season with 123newyear.com.

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