Humorous Christmas Poems

Christmas is all about fun filled celebrations and get-togethers. It’s a time when we all plan our parties and outings. Amidst the mirth and enjoyment, it is a good idea to share few humorous Christmas poems with friends. You can share them with a card or a personalized letter. These poems are mostly written by the modern famous poets. The phrases and expression of these Christmas poems are such that it would appeal to the youth.

As you gather with your friends for a cake and wine evening, you can read out these cute funny Christmas poems. If you want you can also write some of these humorous lines in a piece of paper and share it with a Christmas gift. Mailing your friends some of funny Christmas poems is also a good idea.

If you are wondering how to go about it you can have a look at some of the humorous Christmas poems by well known poets.

Famous Humorous Christmas Poems

1. A Christmas Tale by Jacqueline Ramm

At this time of year it is patently clear
That the males are the ones who are blest.
Thoughts like “goodwill to men” we hear time and again
And we find them quite hard to digest.
As we women all know, men think they run the show,
And sometimes we allow them this pause.
But it gets on our nerves, like too many hors d’oeuvres
When we want to get at the main course.
Many times out of mind the same problem we find,
Leaving plans to the men folk is risky.
Christmas spirit they think is some kind of a drink,
Such as vodka, Baccardi, or whiskey.

2. A Tree-mendous Holiday by David Alston

Like every year for Christmas,
It was time to find the fir;
We drove up to the tree farm
Run by a kindly sir.
No snowflakes were a falling
As we cut our Christmas tree.
The ground was bare; just leaves and grass,
No snow up to the knee.
We pulled it through the wooded lot
And strapped it to the van.
And drove it down the bumpy drive;
To pay the nice “tree man”.

3. Christmas Stew by Pete Graf

Now here’s a recipe that I think is just fine:
Find a pot and some fire for heating.
Get some parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;
Say “Hello” ….. It’s Season’s Greetings.
Place the pot on the fire with intricate ease,
Then gently dump in a big can of peas.
Take a delicate leaf from your mistletoe,
Grind it up, pour it in, and season with snow;
Then into the pot you put:

4. The Cats Who Saved Christmas by Kim Ward

T’was the night before Christmas, I just couldn’t sleep.
With Keith’s loud snoring, to my office I did creep.
I spied my computer, I’ll go boot-up that…
I’ll take me online for some Christmas Eve chat.
When out in the hall there arose such a racket,
Keith leapt from his bed, pulling on pant and jacket.
When, peeking through blinds, our eyes did behold,

But a weird kind of sleigh, and some guy who looked old. Give a whole new flavor to this festive season with some of the funniest Humorous Christmas poems.